Saturday, August 23, 2008

..and no, this is not sentence construction 101

Trike. I was on a trike. I was on a green trike. I was on a green trike and the streets were flooded. Even the water was green. Eew. I was on a green trike and the streets were flooded with green water. Eew. Eew. Eew.

Eew.

Landline. I called. I called you. When I was on the green trike I called you. When I was on the green trike treading the green water I called you using our landline. When I was on the green trike treading on the green water I called you using our landline and we talked. Talk. We talked. We talked when I called you. We talked when I called you using our landline. And you should be happy. Happy. You should be happy. You should be happy cause we talked. You should be happy cause we talked after I called you. You should be happy cause we talked after I called you using our landline when I was on the green trike treading on the green water.

But no.

Left. You left me. You left me while we were talking. You left me while we were talking after I called you. You left me when we were talking after I called you using our landline. But before that I got off the trike that’s green that treaded on the green water. Then you left me. That was after I got off the green trike from where we talked after I called you using our landline. Anger. I felt anger. I felt anger when you left me. I was angry after you left me. I was angry after you left me when we were talking. I was angry cause you left me when we were talking after I called you. I was using our landline then.

Explain. You explained. You were explaining. You were explaining why you left me after I called you. You were explaining why you left me while we were talking after I called you and after I got off the green trike that treaded the green water. Call wait stuff. “And besides, I came back. Am here now.”, your ingenious additional reply. That’s not the issue. And wait, do I even believe you? You were explaining why you left me while we were talking after I called you using our landline and after I got off the green trike that treaded the green water when someone knocked on and opened the door then the lights and said,

Almusal na. Bangon na diyan.”