"scumbag genetics"

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know - Ernest Hemingway

Have fun on 9gag!

Because it's almost V day.

And it's V for Vendetta {trololololol} Heard this play on the radio on my way back home last night. Now I've got this grin stuck on my face, and an LSS to boot. Partially sums up my {really, really} funny Valentine story.

My satirically funny, funny Valentine story.

Enjoy and congratulations on your newly acquired LSS!

Because today is a palindrome

At ang puso ay muling nabigo
Tinalikuran ng pag-asa
Kinalimutan ng ligaya.

Ang pusong pinagkaitan ng ngiti,
Na sabik sa saliw ng tugtuging matamis

Ang pusong umaasa
Na patuloy kinukutya,
Ang puso na patuloy na nagluluksa

Ay ang syang puso na pinuno ng pait;

Dahil ang pusong nagmahal, ay ang pusong nasawi.